Rugs Do Not Discriminate

When I trip over the rugs in the kitchen and squawk “these are dangerous! Why do we have rugs in the kitchen??” I get a lowering look from Mum along with “you shouldn’t have been wearing those slippers.”

When Mum trips over them, though, it’s suddenly different. “This thing has got to go.”

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5 responses

  1. How about, as Billy Connelly says , “That fucking carpet!!”? Sorry for the obscenities – Billy’s, not mine.

  2. Better to get rid of it, before it develops a grudge.

  3. Well you should not of been wearing those slippers. lol

  4. Nobody got round to removing the rug, so it’s still getting cursed at on a regular basis…

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