Coconut

Well, we read a few how-tos and watched a couple of videos, and they made it look so easy… a few gentle taps, and it falls open.

I tapped it, smashed it, and weevilled at it with a corkscrew. Nothing. Mum finally got it open after launching herself at it with a heavy hammer and a wild scream. At least we can eat it now…

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11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Geosomin
    May 31, 2012 @ 15:28:53

    Yeah, I can never get them to open either. :) They make it look so easy. I usually end up smashing it into a zillion little pieces, while my friend has the knack of opening hers in half every time. Grr…

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  2. Genie
    Jun 02, 2012 @ 00:15:00

    Thanks for the belly laugh when I visualized the hammer and scream.

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  3. Ms. Jolly Blogger
    Jun 08, 2012 @ 01:39:38

    A scream usually helps…That might have did it right there… ;)

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    • Diddums
      Jun 12, 2012 @ 00:08:47

      Personally, I suspect it was the way Mum grabbed the coconut by the scruff and marched it to the shed (where the hammer was). It sent chills up my spine!

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  4. 1sojournal
    Jun 13, 2012 @ 11:32:36

    I love this! Haven’t been feeling well. It’s after five in the morning, still have to sleep, but found myself on a meandering path that led me here to an ornery coconut, a hammer, and one hell of a determined mother. Thank you. I think I can sleep now. I’m still chuckling,

    Elizabeth

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    • Diddums
      Jun 13, 2012 @ 22:47:17

      I hope you’re feeling better now! I had a go today at the second coconut… was thinking about blogging about that, as the Facebook rant I was going to publish fell through. :-(

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  5. Thomas
    Jul 15, 2012 @ 15:42:17

    I think we ended up using a hacksaw.

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    • Diddums
      Jul 18, 2012 @ 10:30:19

      I remember a friend using a little saw as well. Though I think that time he wanted the shells for jirds to play with, so the halves had to be neat. :-)

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