Today Mum asked, “what’s for supper?” and I said “there’s a little prawn cocktail in the fridge.”
“It’s too old.”
“Oh — I had some for lunch, and I’m not dead yet.”
“Lunch wasn’t long ago…. you might die later.”
“Oh, I suppose you’re right, I will die… but not for a few years yet.”
Still ticking away. 
Jul 10, 2010 @ 21:06:38
I performed a similar experiment with some milk last week. I think it must have been okay…
Jul 11, 2010 @ 00:24:06
Hmm… maybe it gave you the sore throat.